Press Kit — Spaghetti Shark

One-Liner

Carb up, bite harder. The pasta-fueled apex predator of crypto.

30-Second

A chef dropped an AI pasta reactor into the sea. Lightning fused wheat DNA with a shark. Now he eats FUD and burps bullish. Zero promises. 100% pasta.

Taglines

• We don't roadmap — we menu.
• The only dip worth eating.
• Fork the FUD.

Logo Usage

• Wordmark big and shameless.
• No images other than the logo. Type does the heavy lifting.